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James (& Inky)

Microsoft Loves Macs!

150 Mac Minis. Just a fraction of the Apples in Microsofts Mac Testing Lab

Yesterday’s News For April 21, 2006

Microsoft's New Brain
Another hand helps steer the ship

Cruise Vows to Eat Baby's Placenta
Yuck!

Baby Girl for Cruise
Bon Appetit

Queen to Keep Job For Life
And what exactly is that?

Queen Lunches With 99 'Twins'
Ahh.

Middle-Aged Still Enjoy Sex
In other news, food still tastes good, flowers still pretty.

China Sells Organs of Executed Criminals
What seems to be the problem?

Google to Bring Free Global WiFi?
Oh please, please!

Davie Lee Roth Out As Stern's Successor
Why am I not shocked? (Getit?)

iPods For Infants?
New device from Mattel is iDiotic.

The Ariel Atom
When onlynperformance matters. 0-60 in 2.9 seconds! Video

ALR’s Yesterday’s News 004 For April 17, 2006

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Planon DocuPen RC800
Acer’s Pre-Loaded With Internet
Fool Me Six Times, Shame On Me (Fake Sextuplets)
Gospel of Judas
Better Than Goodle Earth? Yahoo!
Mean Apple Makes Girl Cry
New Microsoft Media Player Coming
Windows 98 Users On Own
The $50-Million Name? Muhammed Ali
Ga-Ga For Google Calendar
Fetuses Feel No Pain. (Actually hotly debated)
Iceland Tops Broadband Use
Microsoft Announced New Security Vulnerabilities

3 X 24 = $40Million
Britney Spears Guest Stars as The Ninny
Massachusetts Healthcare
Cyber World Games

Tom Cruise Getting REALLY Scary Now
Running. Man, Man, Man,……….Woman. Results

ALR’s Yesterdays News 003 for April 4, 2006

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Jeff Linn, Tom Petty, Prince play

Oak Ridge Peta-Flop Computer
MySpace Deletes 200K Profiles
Borders To Sell Sony’s Paper-Like Reading Devices
Apple To Give Windows The Boot
Adobe To Ship CS 2Q of 2007
Billboard Adds Ringtone To Charts
China Blocks VOIP To Preserve Telecomm Revenue
Art Students Can’t Draw, Use Comptuers Instead
New Wave of Web Video
–Happy Tree Friends
–Sandi Thom
Pilotless Planes In Future?
C5 Military Cargo Plane Crash
$100M Bananas In Kongs First Week!
France Raises Marriage Age and More
Prince Charles Speaks. Probably Shouldn’t
Join Canadian Seal Club, Er, Club Seals
Rice Admits Errors. Make That Thousands.
Simpsons Hit Big Screen In 2007
UK Supercomputer’s $50M Tune-Up
Google Cashes In for $2B!
Japanese Get Mobile Phone TV
Couric To Host NBC News. Gumble Indignant
The Masters Longer Than Ever!
NZ Man’s $29M Philanthrophy
Tom Cruise Picks Baby Name. Inexplicably, World Cares.
Aerosmith Cancels Tour While Tyler Recovers
Dixie Chicks: Mad As Wet Hens!
Apple Turns 30!

ALR’s Yesterday’s News 002 for March 30, 2006

ALR-News001 Episode #2, March 30, 2006

Google Desktop 3.0
Online Dating Dangers
Apple May Quit France
Apple France Story #2
Dell's $10,000 PC
Municator $146 PC
Don't It Make My Black Sheep Blue
Megaphone Helmets on eBay
World's 10 Best-Selling Drugs
Pimp My Self (Go To Jail)
Google Patents Free Wi-Fi
Google Finance Launches
Naomi Campbell Arrested
Sex-Specific Abortion-Doctor Jailed
NASA Releases Jupiter Maps
Lottery Comes To NC

ALR’s Yesterdays News 001 for March 14, 2006

ALR-News001 Episode #1, March 14, 2006